Teeth Guard

Here is a conversation from the other night between Jon and Coop. 

Coop - Oh, I think I have a cracker in my pocket. (it's like 5:30pm)

Jon - From lunch at school? 

Coop - Yes, looking at him like why not? 

Jon - Ummm...why do you have a cracker in your pocket? 

Coop - In case we played football at recess.

Jon - Why do you need a cracker in your pocket to play football at recess? 

Coop - To protect my teeth! Seriously Dad? 

Jon - Oh like a mouth guard? 

Coop - Yes 

I chime in and ask, What happens if you bite it? 

Cooper says...I guess I'll just eat it! 

Crazy kiddo!!!